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C3PO MEETS KERMIT THE FROG What do you get when you cross Muppet Show with Star Wars? A pick-bag of crazy, that's what you get. Includes download.

C3PO MEETS BIG BIRD The two yellowest, whiniest, most annoying creatures in the galaxy team up to make your day a living hell. Includes downloads.

BATMAN - FROM 1943 TO PRESENT DAY We have all heard of Batman the crimefighter and Batman the keeper of justice. But what about Batman the Alabama racist with a prominent beer gut?

DRINKING ANACONDA INTO BRILLIANCE What do you do when you're bored out of your own head and every channel is filled to the brim with crap? Get drunk.

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE All right, all right, you've all seen it, you all know the tragedy that is Frank Langella's Skeletor. I still need to write about it.

EDITORIAL AS OF FEBRUARY 17 The anti-field theory answers one of the eternal questions: why is Batman and Robin the worst film ever created?

TETSUO Crazy Japanese cyberpunk black/white film. Loved in closed circles, unknown to outsiders. Highly unpleasant.

EDITORIAL AS OF FEBRUARY 05 The first EO editorial contains ravings of unheard proportions and comments on the Bible game phenomenon.

NOAH'S ARK Yet another Noah game: Konami gives us the true story about Noah and his journey around the world.

BIBLE ADVENTURES Again, Wisdom Tree gives us three games in one. This time, a semi-karaoke machine is not one of them.