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FUTUREKICK Don 'The Dragon' Wilson and Sean Penn's chubby brother check out the nudie bars of a post-apocalyptical Earth. And death by climbing utensils!

SWEDISH MUSIC The 'Music' section re-opens with a bang: We aim the spotlight at the swinging Swedes and their interpretations of the music of Elvis!

NOSFERATU The first Dracula film is also probably the first unlicenced motion picture in history. Read about the film Stoker's widow tried to annihilate.

USELESS ITEMS 'R'US Join us in our bargain store marathon! PlayStation rip-offs, mutant livestock and a very very sad Rod Stewart are but a few of the treasures we can offer.

NINJAS! They strike fast, they strike silent, and according to game developers, they're a greater threat to governments than any terrorist regime could ever dream to be.

EDITORIAL AS OF JULY 9 The latest and last editorial deals with Swamp Thing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Nintendo games, and all the other things that make the world go round.

ENCYCLOPEDIA OBSCURA 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY That's right, we've been tracking down the worst and the best of pop culture's freaks for six months now. Your host: LEGO Alan Rickman!

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA I tried to keep myself from writing another article about these games, but a man's resistance is limited. Keanu Reeves in Super Mario mode is way beyond that limit.

KING OF KINGS Wisdom Tree's Christmas game is sure to satisfy your cravings for religious gaming and killer ducks. Possibly the only game that lets you control the Holy Virgin.

LES MONDES ENGLOUTIS - REVEALED! This time, it's for real! The pilot episode from the elusive animated series is finally in my possession, and I expect to find the meaning of life in there somewhere.