WALKING-STICK DEFENCE A lost update from 1917 written by my great grandfather will teach you how to best defend yourself using only a cane. Now you're on the trolley!

EO READER MAIL VOL. 2 More stuff that people said. There's some interesting info here and a few patches for previous updates where my research was less than stellar.

EO READER MAIL VOL. 1 I've opened the ole mailsack and decided to do a reader mail piece because I don't feel like doing real work.

TRANSLATORS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS When your job is to translate tv-shows, movies or video games, you should at least have a vague comprehension of other languages. Unfortunately, people are idiots.

NINJAS! They strike fast, they strike silent, and according to game developers, they're a greater threat to governments than any terrorist regime could ever dream to be.

EDITORIAL AS OF JULY 9 The latest and last editorial deals with Swamp Thing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Nintendo games, and all the other things that make the world go round.

ENCYCLOPEDIA OBSCURA 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY That's right, we've been tracking down the worst and the best of pop culture's freaks for six months now. Your host: LEGO Alan Rickman!

EDITORIAL AS OF MAY 19 Introduction to the new EO format as well as hefty photos of the webmaster. And if that's not enough to rock your boat: Limahl's current whereabouts!

EDITORIAL AS OF MAY 6 Coverage of the majestic return of the webmaster and a crash course in peripheral Norwegian geography. And the truth about Shredder!

EDITORIAL AS OF FEBRUARY 17 The anti-field theory answers one of the eternal questions: why is Batman and Robin the worst film ever created?

EDITORIAL AS OF FEBRUARY 05 The first EO editorial contains ravings of unheard proportions and comments on the Bible game phenomenon.