FORGOTTEN HEROES A dying line of toys always spits out a few last troopers, desperate to save the popularity of their universe. Let's visit a couple that never made a difference.

USELESS ITEMS 'R'US Join us in our bargain store marathon! PlayStation rip-offs, mutant livestock and a very very sad Rod Stewart are but a few of the treasures we can offer.

STUPID TIE-INS Who is the king of crazy products? Join us as we wade through the worst of the worst of not-so-clever merchandising. Includes Mr. T.

JESUS ACTION FIGURE Even more religious merchandise... The sad thing is, for some reason I really, really, really want this one.

BIBLICAL ACTION FIGURES Now you can collect the Virgin Mary, Jesus, David, Job, Goliath and all your favourite bible characters.

MR. T'S WATER WAR While short and shapeless, this article/feature is the one that kicked it all off. I figured Mr. T was a good point of reference.